This Pocket ChainSaw is the survival tool you never knew you needed

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By StackCommerceMashable Shopping2020-02-29 10:00:00 UTC

TL;DR: As of Feb. 29, you can keep a convenient Pocket ChainSaw® by your side for just $22.99, a 23% savings. 

While Donald Trump, Jr. is out here trying to hunt grizzly bears and baboons are making glorious escapes through Sydney, it feels like it’s high time we all take a walk on the wild side. However, if we’re going to be heading into the woods, it’s probably time to admit evolution has made us woefully ill-equipped to survive.

We need tools. Tools like the Pocket ChainSaw®.

This ingenious saw is made from high strength, heat-treated steel and can cut through a 3-inch limb in less than ten seconds. Whether you have to cut up some firewood, thick brush, fencing, or roots, the Pocket ChainSaw® unravels in moments to help you out. It’s compact and easy to carry with you on the trail.

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If you’re not ready to join the rest of us in the woods, the Pocket ChainSaw® also makes a nice, low-maintenance, eco-friendly landscaping tool for homeowners. It can take the place of a pruning saw or bush trimmer, tackling tough jobs without creating wasteful fumes or consuming fossil fuels. You’ll just have to roll up your sleeves and put a little effort into it.

Whether you’re going into the woods or cleaning up your backyard, the Pocket ChainSaw® has your back. Get it for 23% off $29.99 at just $22.99.