Elon Musk is now proud owner of Stankmemes.com

Who has two thumbs, rocket ships, and the stankest of memes? This guy, that’s who. 

Everyone’s favorite hole digger, Elon Musk, announced on Feb. 1 that he is now the new and proud owner of what is sure to turn into a bustling empire. That’s right, Musk bought stankmemes.com. 

“Just bought stankmemes.com  oh yeah,” he tweeted in what was either a great public-relations move for a burgeoning meme empire or a bold declaration that even the rich start dicking around online come Friday afternoon at the office.  

Navigating your browser to stankmemes.com brings you to a page blank but for the following nugget of wisdom: “cause dankmemes was takne.”

Looking at the HTML of the page, however, reveals the following gem: “<!—You’re reading html comments on stankmemes.com!? Haha—>” A whois lookup of the website reveals it was indeed created today. 

Should Musk, going forward, decide to populate his stankmeme page with some actual stank memes, we’ve got one all queued up for him: 

Because nothing is more memetic than workers’ rights.