14 best tweets of the week, including frong, floor poisoning, and wings dinner

Even a short week feels like a long week, you know what I mean? Four days, five days — it’s all the same.

Labor Day? Labor’s for the birds, baby. It’s the weekend and it’s time to relax.

It’s time to Live, Laugh, Love and embrace whatever other phrases the Cursive Words On Suburban Walls Industrial Complex is churning out these days. Bless This Mess. Welcome To Our Home. This Is Our Happy Place. Eat. Love. Get Off My Lawn.

Anyway, it’s the weekend. And to kick it off, let’s laugh at some good tweets from the past seven days. You deserve a chuckle.

Here they are, the 14 best tweets of the week.

1. We all should do it but I will go last

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2. Ram into me for all I care

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3. That’s right

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4. Books can be liars sometimes

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5. The boys are incredibly Back

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6. A very fine Matrix + I Think You Should Leave mash-up

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7. I will be auditing this course

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8. Holy crap

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9. Obligatory dril tweet

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10. And another

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11. Shhh, we’re manifesting

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12. Who could’ve foreseen Steve from Blues Clues having a news cycle?

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13. Fair question

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14. And finally, frong

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